Blue Moon Wayne

I met a friend several years ago for dinner and a few drinks, at a restaurant in a bad part of town. We had our dinner and were just catching up on our lives, when out of the blue, our waitress came over to check on us and told us to look across the street.…

I know brung isn't a word but please don't let bad grammar drive a wedge between us. Im not well. It's the last full week in November so I've been busy trying to wrap everything up until spring, and the weather has been great. Monday, great day. Tuesday, great day. Wednesday, I have quite a…

I completely missed it. I grew up right in the prime of the sexual revolution and completely missed the whole damn thing. I grew up in a christian home, graduated high-school, and got married at the ripe old age of eighteen. Did I miss anything? I doubt it. I have been married to the same…

And ugly Christmas sweater parties. Hats off to who ever thought up that idea. I love capitalism. A sea of old women, countless in number, all waiting until the day after thanksgiving, so they can break out their musky collection of Christmas sweaters. And then apparently somebody in a smoke filled room somewhere, came up…

Exaggerated or uncontrollable emotion or excitement, especially among a group of people; usually Americans. synonyms: frenzy, feverishness, fit of madness; usually liberals. coming soon... The Sexual Revolution For Dummies.

I bought an old car one time and I was so happy. It looked great. It looked perfect. Everybody that I worked with thought I gotten a great deal. Operating from memory, I rode in that car exactly one time, and I say rode because the way I remember it, my wife did the driving.…

We set aside one day a year to gather our famlies, eat way too much food, and give thanks for what we have, but somewhere along the way Thanksgiving just became that long weekend we get off between Halloween and Christmas. I don't know, it could just be me, but I can't help but wonder, How…

More time for watching golf. I'm saving a fortune on beer. I'm learning to like college football. I'm not in a big hurry to get home from church now. I don't mourn til the middle of the week every time the Steelers lose a game that they should have won by two touchdowns.

There are a few things in this world that you just can't recover from. It's one of the big ten, in terms of sin. Bearing false witness. It's not just lying,  lying may only pertain to being untruthful about something you are guilty of. Bearing false witness kills someone else's character, maybe forever. The question…

Hillary Clinton is the Democrat's Napoleon and we don't have an Elba to send her to. When the ruling party comes to a crossroad, why must it always choose die over do? Preaching from a  cesspool is what Hollywood does best. When watching the news, it's important to remember that there are seven and a…