I am completely convinced that liberals are on a mission to destroy everything. The only thing I can’t figure out is why. Why would liberals want to ruin a beauty pageant by removing the beauty requirement? It is exactly like going to a strip club and watching burka clad women walk out on the stage and tell you how they would improve free trade. Here’s your dollar miss burka burka. I love the way you work that economic policy. I haven’t watched a Miss America pageant in decades but I can remember that I didn’t give a rats ass about what they would do to change the world. All I wanted to know was how perdy is Miss Kentucky. Don’t you judge me just because I’m a man. Without men there would be no Miss America. You know that…. so do these liberals… you know, the liberals that only buy playboy for the articles…. well, you should love that magazine now. You would take an iron anvil and figure out a way to tear it up. Good grief I was born fifty years too late. Remember when coffee was coffee? Remember that? Remember when people knew what a beauty pageant was? Remember that?

Liberals, I have got to hand it to you. You are racking up the victories. Dig that grave next to playboy and the NFL. It’s probably best cause you know that a transgender Miss America is just over the hill, complete with a tea bagging event.

R.I.P.

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