I know what you’re thinking… When did drinking coffee become so complicated?

Well, if you get your coffee at Starbucks, just around the time the the makers of the magical java started writing cute little messages on your over priced cups of coffee, reminding their pale congregation of how racist they might be. Honestly, the big suprise in this story is that Starbucks customers weren’t required to show proof of sensitivity training before receiving their yummy steamy cup. This was such a big deal to the corporation that they shut the stores down while this reprogramming… I mean sensitivity training was being carried out, and all the while a lost generation waited patiently for their coffee and wifi.

I wonder if all this intense sensitivity training will result in extremely weepy employees who cower at alpha males, or those who celebrate my NRA shirt and Make America Great Again hat when I walk up to order my pumpkin spice iced latte with extra cream. I suspect they spent the time learning who to call the police on and who to let just hang around.

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