This was a very quick year. And a lot of things happened, even for a news junkie like me, and I had a hard time keeping up.

I always have a hard time coming up with a title. Wayne’s Been Drinking Again, would work for a good many of my blogs I guess. And just put a Roman Numeral at the end.

Wayne’s Been Drinking Again XXVI.

I don’t even know what number that is. It does look official though. I might need to add learning Roman numerals to my New Years resolution for next year.

Another title that could have worked…

Attack of The Nasty Women.

Five years ago, if you had told me that thousands of women would all get together and wear vajayjay hats all across America, I would have called you silly. The very next thing out of my mouth however would have went something like… I bet they were all democrats!

So, here’s what I learned in 2017.

Hillary wrote a book called What Happened.

Donna Brazile wrote a book telling us what happened.

CIA Director John Brennan tried to hide what happened.

Ex FBI Director James Comey tried to tell us nothing happened.

And special prosecutor Robert Mueller tried to pin the whole damn thing on President Trump.

To this very day, I can’t figure out how anybody as dumb as they say our President is could make somebody as smart as they say she is, look so incredibility bad.

We don’t have a wall yet but we are moving in the right direction.

Fifty-two republican senators could not agree on killing The Affordable Care Act, because of an Arizona senator who did the political equivalent of yelling Ali Akbar on the senate floor and then voted with the democrats. Then right before Christmas, they totally redeemed themselves, killing Obamacare by giving everybody the right to just say no!

Liberal men like to show people their pee pee. I don’t get it. Don’t get me wrong, if you want to show me virtually anything other than a pee pee, I’m looking, But does that ever work for anybody? And what is the appropriate response for something like that?

Thank you.

There must be support for that sort of thing or there wouldn’t be so much of it going on.

You can lose an election over something you are accused of from decades ago by a woman that is caught red handed in a hoax.

The NFL punched me in the belly and then got offended when I doubled over. I pretty much hate them now… but my team is arguably the best in all of football!

Everything you think you learned during the sexual revolution just vanished in weeks this year, and apparently the whole thing is like trying to figure out what a pass is in the NFL. Good luck when the flag gets thrown… you may need a lawyer.

Alrighty then.

I left out some things on purpose, some because of Blanton’s, and some because nobody wants to read about a possible nuclear war with North Korea, but all in all I think we are on the road to being great again.

Oh, that Russian Collusion thing was just something we need to scrape off our flip flops.

I know I’m forgetting something… I may be back.

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