On the inside: Holy shit, a civil war is coming and I need more ammo... a bunker, more non-perishable food, a ham radio, KJV, and an American flag. I got to get ready... These talking heads are stirring up their niche audience and if you watch the news, that's you. Relax everybody. I know some…
Unperson
In Orwell's 1984, if you were deemed an unperson, you were removed from photos, and all record of you would be erased. You never existed. Before you were destroyed however, you were taken to room 101. Everyone knows what is in room 101... your greatest fear. From now on these people will be known by…
North Korea, The I.G. Report, Fascism, Rudy Giuliani’s Sex Life… And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
When fake news calls you The Hermit Kingdom, but you don't care cause you get to look in the American President's car! I'm sure he has the Hermit Kingdom's top car builders working on a cardboard copy that he can stick his arm through the window and ride around in. And while we are on the subject of…
My Life
I stumbled onto a simple little song last night that causes a strong emotion in my heart every time I listen to the words, by Iris DeMent. Sometimes something hits you at exactly the right time, and leaves an impression, and that may be the case with the song "My Life." Last week there were…
Demsplaining.
This is a new term and I want credit for it. demsplaining (pronounced : li ) Verb The process of making something that is clear extremely confusing in such a manner as to convince you that you don't know what you know. Nancy Pelosi was demsplaining to the public that good economic news is not good…
The Death of Miss America
I am completely convinced that liberals are on a mission to destroy everything. The only thing I can't figure out is why. Why would liberals want to ruin a beauty pageant by removing the beauty requirement? It is exactly like going to a strip club and watching burka clad women walk out on the stage…
Coffee and Sensitivity Training.
I know what you're thinking... When did drinking coffee become so complicated? Well, if you get your coffee at Starbucks, just around the time the the makers of the magical java started writing cute little messages on your over priced cups of coffee, reminding their pale congregation of how racist they might be. Honestly, the…
Things I Have Learned This Week From The News.
If you work for ABC, and you want to make lewd tweets about members working in the White House, it better be about current members. If you work for a bakery and you are closed, and a black lady wants to buy something, and you want to keep your job, you ain't going anywhere yet.…
As I Remember it.
We have been home from our cruise for almost a month now and we all had an awesome time. I'm sure that at some point I will write about it, and surely would have by now except for a crud that I picked up on the last night before we exited the ship, that only…
Frozen
After listening to one particular song from this classic, on an endless loop thanks to YouTube, all I can think is... Make it stop Make it stop Get this song out of my head ws
Blue Moon Wayne 