Blue Moon Wayne

Summer is over, and all I can remember about it is that I sold my two Harley's and bought a new Harley Tri Glide. There is one other thing that I remember, but I will not speak of it, not now, but surely later I will pour it onto page after page, and then most…

My wife got this awesome mug for me just in time for the autumn creamers! My favorite is snowflake latte. I try all the new flavors, but liberal tears are a little too salty for my liking.

PETA has pressured Nabisco into taking the animals out of the cages on the boxes of Barnum's Animal Crackers. Apparently PETA has so much money that they are now trying to save cookies. I would have loved to have been part of the PETA team that brainstormed this groundbreaking idea. It's like Greenpeace trying to…

Jesus had a lot to say about hypocrisy. I have quite a bit to say about hypocrisy too. If you want to know how Jesus felt about hypocrites, get you a New Testament and read the first four books. If, on the other hand, you want to know how I feel about them, just keep…

It is hard as heck to look cool when a wave hits you so hard that you lose your hat, sunglasses, and trunks, flips you upside down and pushes you within five feet of the beach. I could live on a seafood diet. I am certain that in a former life I was a pirate.…

I had an odd dream last night. I dreamed that Republicans just gave up the border fight in Washington and we opened up our borders to everyone. Then I dreamed that Republicans threw up their hands and said that liberals could have their way and non citizens could now vote. Then I dreamed that in…

To my shame, it is very easy for me to look directly at someone and see an ideology, without ever taking the time to consider that person as a human, with hopes and dreams, with personal  aspirations, and sometimes I wonder if they are looking at me and I am being sized up the same…

Offer cookies before the discussion gets too heated. ( The fact that you are most likely miles away should not matter to anyone truly dedicated to changing your mind.) Alienate everybody immediately with no nonsense strong language that forces everyone to make a decision. (Do I really want to argue with this fool?) Profanity is…

To say that I like bourbon is an understatement. Tonight, all the bourbon in the world is not enough. ws

Many will disagree with me on this, and I know there are exceptions, but as a rule, I don't think people change much. In the words of one famous sailor, I yam what I yam. And so are you. I don't think that I'm a very caring person. The change in me personally, is that…