Tomorrow marks the start of week 10. Today I'm leaving Andyland and driving towards sanity. No more masks and gloves, because it's time to say it's time. Time to try to start supporting small business owners and help save them from Andyman. For many it's too late. Time to call BS on dishonest people who…
But What Do I Know?
Compassion without works is just empathy. They hate us because they ain't us. But mostly they hate us because we ain't them. It seems to me that a lot of the same people who are sure they will die from this corona virus also think they have a chance of winning the lottery. Learn to…
Social Distancing Playlist (Let Me Waller In This Here Holler).
One is the loneliness number.All by myself.I me mine.You never need nobody.Alone again (Naturally)Are you lonesome tonight?I'm so lonesome I could cry.Only the lonely.Another lonely night.Dancing with myself.
Sheltering In Place.
Being forced to stay home has taught me that I would not make it in prison.So I'm thinking about ordering a Bigfoot costume so I can wonder back and forth across the highway at night. I've been practicing the walk. I am about one week away from faking an alien abduction just to get out of…
Moods of Covid 19.
Thursday, March 12 is the day I have marked as day one.
Bigger Than A Virus.
It is shocking to me how eager those people who place little value on personal freedom are to deprive me of mine. During Obama's second term, there was a symbol that translates Nazerine, that muslims painted on Christian's doors just before they were picked up to be beheaded, set on fire, smothered, drowned or executed…
Corona Virus, Week 5.
It's Easter Sunday. Yesterday was my only granddaughter's fifth birthday. It was heartbreaking to not be able to be there. Five Thursdays ago I walked into Walmart and experienced the first shortages and empty shelves. Five Fridays ago we picked up our grandsons in Somerset Ky. for spring break, and we never crossed the creek…
What I Plan On Doing With My Stimulus Check.
Pay my taxes. There is just something not quite right about giving the money they said I need back.Get a bitchin tattoo. I servived the Corona Virus, in ink, forever.Get a cover up tattoo. Restock my liquor cabinet. Quality bourbon ain't cheap. Wait for stimulus check #2.
How Would Obama Handle The Corona Virus?
Claim he heard about it on the news, just like everybody else. Go to bed early and wash his hands of the whole thing. Claim the CDC acted stupidly and call for a beer summit. Blame it on a YouTube video and claim the deaths were spontaneous. Secretly tell China that he will have more…
Heavy Handed Hope.
I wish. Sometimes I think that those two words are my mantra. I wish that this virus would pass over us all. I am afraid that it won't. As week three comes to a close, more and more states are forcing citizens to stay at home. I don't believe history will accurately record any of…
Blue Moon Wayne 