Blue Moon Wayne

The funniest thing you will ever see are two huge guys running eighty miles an hour down the interstate in a smart car. It reminded me of cracking an egg one time with two yokes. Twins in a womb with a window if you will, on a journey to save the world. ws

My dad died on January 5, 2021, after a long illness. It took me from then until now to commit that reality to paper, and I continue to deal with the grief and trauma of caring for a dying parent. Nothing can prepare a person for the heartache of caring for a someone they love…

One thing you can count on during the holiday season is the opportunity to get back together with all those friends and family that deleted you off Facebook over your love for freedom and the orange man. Once you hug and handshake your way past the awkwardness and political tension, eventually you'll end up at…

You wash your hands after doing your business and realize you got more business. You just can't trust your farts like you once could.You buy a new pair of shoes and are just too attached to the box to let it go.You decide to get organized and realize you have 18 assorted nail clippers.Comment to…

I wish I did not believe some of the things that I firmly do. I believe time is running out. I remember my grandparents would say the same thing when they were about the age that I am right now, and maybe that's the answer. Maybe by the time a person gets to be my…

All I can think of is How did this happen?…. I watched a horror movie one time where an old man... very old man... maybe 65 or so, figured out how to switch bodies with a pretty young guy. I don't remember the name of the movie and I don't remember it being particularly good,…

1492... Everybody my age know's what happened. Everybody my age. Christopher Columbus discovered America. He also discovered a bunch of people already living here. Now 530 years or so later everybody hates this guy who all the scientists and scholars said was fixing to sail right off the edge of the earth. Right off the…

I have never seen it but they say that a dead chicken with no head can actually run around for awhile. Apparently a country can do the same thing. Nothing can wake up the woke. There was a time when I thought Kentucky was God’s country, but now I believe it’s Florida... or maybe Texas.…

I know every time comes with it's own troubles. I know many other times were much more demanding of it's people's. One thing that has always intrigued me about history was how the people felt at any particular time I might be studying. With this in mind, I hope in some small and insignificant way…

One year ago I had a very different view of covid than I do today. One year ago we had no vaccine, and with the information I had at the time, I decided to go on with my life, rather than cower at home in fear. The race was on for a covid vaccine and…