Blue Moon Wayne

It is becoming apparent to anyone paying attention that reality lies in the hands of those recording it. Once all witnesses are gone there will be no one to question what truth is. Reality will be whatever the consensus says it is. Two days ago, I watched our president explain to everyone that could bear…

1. Comedy cannot choose sides and still be funny. 2. There are a lot of Mongo's in this world. 3. To this day I cannot eat a plate of beans without thinking of Slim Pickens. 4. When you get right down to it, we really don't need no stinking badges. 5. When it came to…

The latest new thing is something called The Ten Year Challenge, and what you do is post a current picture of yourself side by side with one from ten years back. It's cute really, and it's fun to see how all the younger folks have changed. I'm just happy that we have graduated to this…

Remember the old days when with best intentions we promised with all our hearts to lose 20 pounds or quit smoking? I have learned through much pain and failure that it is far better to succeed, achieving small goals, than to fall miserable short of something grand but elusive. So here we are, at the…

The funniest thing you will ever see are two huge guys running eighty miles an hour down the interstate in a smart car. It reminded me of cracking an egg one time with two yokes. Twins in a womb with a window if you will, on a journey to save the world. ws

My dad died on January 5, 2021, after a long illness. It took me from then until now to commit that reality to paper, and I continue to deal with the grief and trauma of caring for a dying parent. Nothing can prepare a person for the heartache of caring for a someone they love…

One thing you can count on during the holiday season is the opportunity to get back together with all those friends and family that deleted you off Facebook over your love for freedom and the orange man. Once you hug and handshake your way past the awkwardness and political tension, eventually you'll end up at…

You wash your hands after doing your business and realize you got more business. You just can't trust your farts like you once could.You buy a new pair of shoes and are just too attached to the box to let it go.You decide to get organized and realize you have 18 assorted nail clippers.Comment to…

I wish I did not believe some of the things that I firmly do. I believe time is running out. I remember my grandparents would say the same thing when they were about the age that I am right now, and maybe that's the answer. Maybe by the time a person gets to be my…

All I can think of is How did this happen?…. I watched a horror movie one time where an old man... very old man... maybe 65 or so, figured out how to switch bodies with a pretty young guy. I don't remember the name of the movie and I don't remember it being particularly good,…