We’re gonna buy Greenland. We’re getting rid of the penny. We’re changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. We’re going to take over Gaza. Maybe Canada should become the 51st state. Panama isn’t holding up their end of the bargain, so we’re taking the canal back. You don’t have…

People always underestimate how crazy crazy is. When something deep inside is telling you to stop, you better listen. Contentment costs nothing. Evil always screams the loudest. Conflicting ideologies cannot coexist. I think that if time travel were possible, we would figure out a way to screw it up. It’s what humans do. Environmentally speaking,…

What is the truth about what people have been seeing in the sky all through history? I honestly think that I know, but it’s one thing to think you know and quite another to be validated. Who had Epstein killed? And who are all the folks that traveled to his pleasure island? Who was actually…

A pathetic career is coming to an end. We are all going to be so much better off, whether you ever acknowledge it or not. Woke is going where it belongs, in a dung pile laying right next to DEI and a list of liberal wet dreams too long to list , and best forgotten.…

This is one of those years that I believe I will be thinking about for a long time, and I think that it will only make sense if I acknowledge a Higher Power. I could make a list of examples of this Power, but to those who haven’t already made the connection, no list would…

I’m going to try so hard to lose some weight…. Once again. I’m going to devote more time and energy to learning the secret to mastering scratch offs and lottery numbers. I’ve seen some of the folks who win these things and it can’t be that hard. I think I will make a shareable list…

I have no answers, but I do have questions and observations. Whatever is happening right now is historic. How much of any of this will be recorded? I have no idea. We are living in an age that currently has no official name, but I have a name for this time. Most likely it will…

I’m sitting here and it’s almost 1:00. I should be in bed but I love this solitude. Tonight I am enjoying multiple pours of mostly bourbon and trolling TikTok. And I’m thinking of my generation. I know life before color tv, or uhf , or rockets into space. I’m before fm radio, or the Vietnam…

Carnal Wayne will pray for a conservative landslide today. Carnal Wayne will pray that these Godless liberal blasphemers be exposed for all to see. This version of Wayne will after some time has passed, forgive the name calling and lies, after some much needed reflection. Them, not me of course. Let them think about their…

Months ago I advised everyone to keep a diary. I said at that time that things were moving so quickly you wouldn’t be able to recall monumental things that were happening. That there wasn’t sufficient time to spend dwelling on anything current because it would quickly be replaced by the next monumental thing, and on…