Tomorrow is election day, but I spent this Monday chopping up leaves at mom and dads, and the afternoon at our cabin, playing Red Dead Redemption on my xbox. The stockmarket did really well on the eve of this election, and in D.C. today, in preparation for liberal agression, a new perimeter fence was installed…

I could write about this year every day and never touch what these last eight months have done to change us all fundamentally forever. This week alone, the markets have fallen more than 5%, riots have begun anew in Philadelphia, information is being suppressed by the media that could devastate a presidential candidate in the…

This is such an odd time. It is less than 3 weeks until our presidential election, and most everybody just seems haggard. But not everybody. Not our youth. They have not been hindered by the realities that wear on the rest of us, and I remember that age. The age of certainty. The age of…

Watch a Friends marathon.Spend a weekend at a Global Warming Awareness retreat. Have all my teeth pulled with nothing to numb the pain except a bottle of Boone's Farm. Swear off quality bourbon for life.Kick a bison in the nuts and skip away.Turn myself into a eunuch.Learn how to spell eunuch.Win tickets to a private…

10. You aren't sure why this woman of color keeps following you around and won't get you coffee. 9. Insists on wearing mask during debate so he can make faces at Trump. 8. Can't resist smelling Trump's hair. 7. Planning on challenging Trump to arm wrestle for the White House. 6. Calls moderator a dog…

Officially, summer ends September 22. Unofficially, like everything else in 2020, by the time it finally gets here, we will be completely exhausted from day after day grind of hoping this  virus will move on and take what's left of this year with it. I can't keep up. Nobody can. History will never record this…

You know what I miss? The Today Show. I knew Katie was as liberal as a pour of bourbon in my back room, but none of that mattered... because she gave me enough facts to come to my own conclusions. I miss The Late Show. Actually, I miss the old David Letterman. The jokes were…

George Jones... He stopped wearing it today. George Strait... That wasn't my mask after all. Hank Williams... Your cheating count, will tell on you. Hank Williams Jr.... Almost everybody will survive. Willie Nelson... Wuhan always on my mind. George Jones... If covid don't kill me. Emmylou Harris... To Andy. Trisha Yearwood... Sniff away Joe. Dolly…

It's only a conspiracy if you don't believe it.We are past the point of exchange of ideas. It sure is a hell of a lot easier to stop than to get started. Woke is just another way of saying crazy.I wish everyone over the age of 21 was required to open carry. Folks would learn…

This feeling of unease has a name. Dread. I can't be alone. It seems pointless at this time to list all that 2020 has given us, but with a little less than six months to go, I can't imagine anything positive ahead of us this year. Dread.