I’m not Amish.

I am an English on a diet. I have tried counting calories, intermittent fasting, fasting…. I’ve done it all. None of it works. Keto and Carnivore seem to work for me like magic..Six days on and one day to party like it’s 1999. Rumspringa. Beer beer beer, and pizza!. And then back to Monday morning. Amish til Sunday morning.

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