Well, it was a secret until now. I’ll make you a deal, you agree to keep my secret, and share one of your own conspiracy theories and I’ll totally shatter any idea you had of me being a rational man….

Here goes, but I warn you that I’m holding one back because it just can’t be shared, because you must take the red pill on your own….

Aliens are fallen angels.

We have been lied to about September 11, 2001.

We are the bad guys, and have been since the end of WWII. as a matter of fact, there are no good guys.

We never went to the moon.

Our leaders are hand picked just like every other country’s leaders, by someone or something, and discarded if they don’t exhibit certain traits and values, one of which is pedophilia. ( I’m leaning towards something). Same thing goes for entertainment, in my personal opinion.

I’ll leave this list open so I can add something now and again. This is plenty for now.

Ok bare your soul…. Your secret is safe with me.