• Little Joe was raised by every ethnic group in America except Native Americans.
  • On top of giving Russia a list of targets that he doesn’t want attacked, he doesn’t want a nuclear attack between the hours of 8:00 pm and 10:00 am because I need my sleep man.
  • He secretly wants the next pandemic to require everyone wear double depends.
  • I wonder if Biden isn’t considering wearing an ear bandage and is concocting a story of how he got his ear shot off in Laos in ‘69.
  • A movie in the vein of Rain Man is in the works if he will just step down called Hey Man, where he swears that he’s a good president, a very good president, and starts screaming if he isn’t in bed with a bowl of ice cream by 8:00.

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