Look, we all have that uncle who loves to point out all of his Fox News talking points, so in an effort to level the playing field, the Biden administration has released a few talking points of its own. You have been armed, so bring that food storage ammo hoarding insurrectionist on for battle.

• Sure the cost of a Thanksgiving spread is quite a bit higher now, but we are working hard to tackle inflation but damn that sucker is hard to catch.
• We don’t make mean tweets because we understand how hurtful words can be. We do however threaten half our population on tv while standing in front of a blood red backdrop and the military on each side.
• We are making it cool to be inarticulate.
• We know gas prices are incredibly high, maybe even Willie Nelson high, but not Hunter Biden where is my damn laptop high.
• No matter how many private flights we have to make, and exclusive meetings we have to attend, we are going to get our carbon footprint under control.