• If someone is breaking into your house, taking a couple of warning swings does not work.
  • We are way past common sense hammer control, and hammer control is not hitting the nail every time dammit.
  • Nobody needs a 20 oz hammer.
  • Do claws make your hammer tactical?
  • Nothing good ever happens while roughhousing around with hammers.
  • How big a set do you need to have to swing on somebody with the po-po standing right there?
  • A hammer is as good or bad as the person whose hand it’s in.
  • I always told my kids that nothing good happens at 2 am. A hammer only makes it more unlikely.

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