One thing you can count on during the holiday season is the opportunity to get back together with all those friends and family that deleted you off Facebook over your love for freedom and the orange man. Once you hug and handshake your way past the awkwardness and political tension, eventually you’ll end up at the dinner table, and inevitably somebody is going to demand everybody else think of something they are thankful for. Probably, being thankful that the holiday season only comes around once a year won’t be an acceptable offering, so here we go….

Liberal… I’m so thankful that so many have gotten vaccinated.

Conservative… I’m thankful they haven’t loaded us unvaccinated into cattle cars yet.

Liberal… This chicken is awesome!

Conservative… Maybe in three years we can find a turkey for Thanksgiving.

Liberal… I’m thankful we finally have someone in the White House who doesn’t make mean tweets.

Conservative…. I’m just thankful that I was able to fill up this morning for under seventy dollars.

You should have a smart car.

I should have a smart sister.

Racist.

Communist.

Mommy, I can’t eat with my mask on…..

Libertarian…. We don’t say holiday season in my house, and I can’t wait for Christmas!

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