1. My mind autocorrects to communist every time it sees democrat.
  2. Liberal privilege, they don’t realize that they have it because it’s systemic.
  3. If you knew how far I am willing to go to be left alone you would leave me alone.
  4. When it comes to our mask mandate, I’m reminded of how effective chicken wire is at protecting me from mosquitoes.
  5. It is very hard for me to listen to liberal politicians who practice a very different message than they preach.
  6. We have gone from rewriting history to rewriting reality and I can only wonder what is next.

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