My original title was going to be something like…

The State of The Union, Robbing Hood Joe, and Wayne’s Prediction on How Tonight’s Gonna Go.

Much better title if you ask me, and I’m constantly amazed at how few people actually do… ask me. But anyway, here’s how this thing is gonna go down tonight.

1. Nancy ain’t tearing up shit tonight. Not only is she not going to tear her copy of the speech up, I envision something similar to the teacher in Christmas Story, writing a+ over and over into infinity.

2. If you are someone Robbing Hood Joe considers wealthy get ready to have the federal government Jessie James you. Just lay back and try to think happy thoughts because it’s coming.

3. No matter what you hear tonight please know this… companies don’t pay taxes, you do. You can box this any way you want but companies don’t pay taxes and everybody in that chamber knows it.

4. Nobody kills jobs like Democrats. You can pretty it up all you want but green is the color of communist in Washington.

5. If you are in the free give away club, you are going to love this speech bigley. Free free free free free free free. if you aren’t in the free give away club, the collection plate is headed your way. Give until it hurts… Not you, give until it hurts them, and they can take a lot of your pain.

6. Immigration will surely come up tonight but I doubt kids in cages, seperated from their parents will ever be mentioned and why would it? Unlike the mean old Orange man, Robbing Hood is also Lying Hood when it comes to the border and he has gotten all those lonely childred lots of playmates now that he’s in charge.

7. Racism is going to be a big topic tonight and like it or not, if you are white, you are a racist. Joe can explain it better than me, and trust me when I say that he will do exactly that. I thought that I loved everybody, regardless of the color of their skin, and I judged folks on the content of their charactor, but there is racism… built right there into the system that I was completely, and utterly unaware of. I’m going to do a shot of my cheapest swill every time I hear systemic tonight. ( If you use completely in a sentence, is there really any need to add utterly?)

8. This doesn’t actually have anything much to do with America going down the crapper with captain Joe, but Nancy is going to be moving those dentures around and round, like a roulette wheel, and I’m going to be sitting in front of my television, thinking things like… Somebody has actually had sex with that.

Tomorrow we will know if I hit a homerun or struck out, but the state of the union is way worse than he is going to ever say to a large group of Americans with irreconcilable differences.

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