I ran my car through a car wash awhile back, and while vacuuming afterwards noticed I was next door to a nude bar. Finishing with the detailing, and working up quite a thirst, I decided I would stroll over there and grab myself a beer. Surely the sign was only a joke. Nobody would actually take their clothes off for a drink, right? I walked in, trotted over to the bar and hard as it is to believe, up on a stage, were two women, naked, trying to get the waiter’s attention for a beer I suppose. Or maybe it was a margarita. Either way, I turned around and walked out. From here on out, I’ll do my drinking at home.

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