10. You aren’t sure why this woman of color keeps following you around and won’t get you coffee.

9. Insists on wearing mask during debate so he can make faces at Trump.

8. Can’t resist smelling Trump’s hair.

7. Planning on challenging Trump to arm wrestle for the White House.

6. Calls moderator a dog faced pony soldier.

5. Replies to each question with “I don’t work for you.”

4. Shows everyone at home his hairy legs.

3. Tells everybody his stick is as big as Obama’s and he knows it.

2. Tells Trump he’s against fracking outside of marriage.

1 It’s hard to concentrate when your depends are starting to fill up.