1. Digitally replace Hugh Bonneville’s face with Denzel Washington’s on Downton Abbey. Even the servants are white on that show.
  2. Out of respect to black athletes, I would like to see all caucasians voluntarily remove themselves from the NFL and submit to playing in an all caucasians league … ACL. Out of humble respect to black lives matter, I would like to see the same thing happen in baseball.
  3. As a show of solidarity to our black brothers and sisters, I can no longer tolerate insensitivity, and I fully endorse not letting Caucasians eat with the more enlightened races. All Caucasians should be forced to eat at Caucasian only restaurants, and be required to use Caucasian only restrooms. This would be a small step in holding my race accountable for past discriminations.

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