1. Being forced to stay home has taught me that I would not make it in prison.
  2. So I’m thinking about ordering a Bigfoot costume so I can wonder back and forth across the highway at night. I’ve been practicing the walk.
  3.  I am about one week away from faking an alien abduction just to get out of the house.
  4. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and the corona virus.
  5. I think time has shown us that there are three types of people at times like these…those that are afraid of everything, those that are afraid of nothing, and those who are able to think responsibly and make good decisions.
  6. Not agreeing with me does not necessarily make you afraid of your shadow.
  7. Not agreeing with you doesn’t necessarily make me ignorant.
  8. Good hygiene can very difficult when you are home bound. I think that I would look like Howard Hughes by now if I lived alone.
  9. I think I have gone overboard with Amazon shopping.
  10. I hardly ever know what day of the week it is anymore.

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