• Is anything on this planet more frightening than an angry flamboyant redneck gay man running around with loaded weapons and a guitar?
  • No matter how many women you have in your little jungle sex cult, how is anyone able to maintain an erection with a house full of tigers running around.
  • While Joe Exotic was buying his bed buddies trucks, 4-wheelers and guns, did it ever occur to him that what they really needed was some new teeth? 
  • Should liking a few of Joe Exotic’s music videos make me question my masculinity, or just my taste in music?
  • Do you think Joe will get credit for bringing mullets back into fashion?
  • Am I the only one that can never pass another tin of sardines in Wal-Mart without thinking about Carol Baskin?
  • If you are in a train wreck documentary called Tiger King, and everybody agrees you are the bat shit crazy one, you might be Carol’s new husband. 
  • Am I the only one that thinks that Glover dude was a horrible hit man, but totally aced his bathtub interview? 
  • Do you think Joe will get to keep his mullet in prison?
  • The Wild And Wonderful Whites are probably sitting around thinking that all these folks are completely crazy.

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