We are closer to caning than we are hugging.

If you live in a district or state represented by one of these bitter liberals, you need to rethink your devotion to them.

It’s pretty damn hard to shake the hand of somebody who just took a shot at you.

We are more divided than Israel and the Palestinians, and maybe we need a two state solution.

I can’t wait to see what kind of utopia you would come up with, but we would need a fence in 10 years to stop you from escaping your Shangri Li to return to a place with electricity, running water and food.

I’ll be glad when your Moses shows up for you.