Ups and downs, ins and outs… I’m doing the hokey pokey and it’s time to turn myself around, so here I go with things I want for the brand new me, in this brand new year that’s part of what I hope is our roaring twenties.

I hope your year is the best one ever, and I hope you get everything you desire… unless you want a Democrat in the White House and liberals continuing to run half of Congress… in that case, I hope you wake up the day after the election a little sad. But hey, I also hope you get over it quickly and move on with your life, and remember how good life is in this wonderful country.

I hope this is the year that I finally get serious about playing Clash of Clans. Six hours a day is for losers, so hopefully I can devote a full eight hours this year. On a funny note…

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This is what you see every time you turn the game on. Believe it or not, I played clash of clans for over two years before I realized it spelled out supercell. Sad isn’t it?

I have a handful of words that I automatically insert damn… like a prefix… Democrats, Duke, And the damn Dallas Cowboys. I call them the three D’s, but if you know me, you know that there is one place I dislike so much you have to wonder why I spend so much damn time there… Damn Walmart. When you live in a small town, Walmart becomes something resembling a company store. You make the deal right up front. You agree to either check yourself out, bag your own groceries/ motor oil/ tv,video game,and personal home computer…. wheel it out to the car before you place their shopping cart in it’s assigned place…

Or

Get into one of the 2 checkout lines available and wait so long you wish you had worn adult huggies, only to duplicate almost everything in above list. That’s what you get out of the deal.What do they get? Your money.

I’m just waiting for them to start their own byob policy ( bring your own boxcuter)… you know if I’ve thought of it they have too.

I plan on spending way more time on Facebook this year, so if you are one of my five remaining lucky friends, buckle up cause it’s election year everybody, and I am ready for the nastiest election cycle there has ever been. I just had an awesome idea… we could divide into two sides… and wear red or blue bandanas. I can’t wait!

With all of the entertainment options we have now, I can’t wait to watch Breaking Bad and The Sopranos again this year. I would watch Game Of Thrones again but I’m never going to get over this Iron Throne thing…ever.

Here’s a crazy thought… with the same amount of shows now spread over twice as many networks , shouldn’t these prices be getting cheaper?

Well, once again what started out as Wayne’s New Year’s Resolution has ended up looking more like my personal manifesto so let me end with something that I literally got from a Chinese fortune cookie..

Make sure to laugh every day… it’s good for your health.

ws