So much has happened this week that I am still trying to process, but honestly, it don’t make no kind of sense to me and I might have to watch CNN, or MSNBC, or some other real new organization to understand what I really think. With my feeble understanding of these complex issues that only talking heads can properly explain, here’s what I got.

1. Iran don’t like us. When did this begin, and what triggered this? I thought Iran loved us. This is just another reason for me to leave the Libertarian party and head right to full socialism… I mean democratic socialism dammit. Does anybody know how this bad blood started because maybe we could just send them a fruit basket or a reset button or something.
2. Democrat hopefuls pretty much all got in line, kissed Al Sharpton’s back side, and pledged their support for reparations this week, but only one has allegedly agreed to provide each black family with one, but not to exceed three Caucasian males, complete with papers showing their ethnic origin.
3. Saying what someone might do is way more important than evidence of something someone actually did. I will let you reason this one out in your smarter than me head and I would love to hear your ideas… I mean CNN’s ideas!
4. Sometimes bullies get a real ass whooping. That is if you place having to pay 44 million dollars to a family owned bakery that you victimized in the ass whooping column. Ask Oberlin College for all the details because if I was Gibson’s Bakery, I would be mighty hard to reach right now cause I would be soaking up some rays and enjoying my early retirement.
5. All good things must come to an end. Goodbye Sarah Sanders, and best of luck in the future. There are few jobs in Washington that draw more criticism than the one you held with class. Haters gonna hate.

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