There was a movie from thirty or forty years ago… Isn’t it odd how time works? I said thirty or forty years because I have no idea how long ago it was, so I just looked it up, and it was released in 1981. Boy do I feel old. Quest for Fire. If you haven’t seen it,it’s not a bad flick. I don’t want to ruin it for you, but I will… there are a bunch of Neanderthals, and the guy that’s in charge of the fire let’s the fire go out. That’s his only job, keep the fire burning, but he couldn’t pull it off. So what did the rest of the tribe do? They sent him on a quest, you got it…for fire, and he took two of his best friends with him. These Neanderthals thought they were top of the food chain. They had sex in wide-open, defecated right in front of each other, and pretty much acted like a bunch of Neanderthals. Here’s the thing though… even though they couldn’t make fire, they thought they were on top of technology. They had always done it this way, so to hell with trying something new. Their brain could not envision another way. However, on their little quest they ran into modern man…..and modern woman, who were just a little more civilized. The Neanderthals did a lot of pointing and grunting, modern man not so much. Stay with me here because I am going somewhere with this little movie review. Tommy Chong’s daughter just out of the blue made fire on her own! To show how big a deal this was to the Neanderthals, I feel like I should have used all capital letters. TOMMY CHONG’S DAUGHTER DID NOT FIND FIRE… SHE Eff’ing MADE FIRE. This was like landing on slide while playing sorry. hell, this was like Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon. This changed the Neanderthals lives forever. Forever.
If we honestly can’t understand that we have a severe border problem with Mexico, we need to have a new Quest. We could call this “The Quest For Common Sense”. All these people that have us so mesmerized with gibberish that doesn’t add up for anyone with the ability to think for themselves, are not going to be happy until we are pointing and grunting and searching for fire again… wake up. Common sense is so scarce now that people look at it like neanderthals looked at Tommy Chong’s daughter making fire. God help us all. Look around, soon we will be defecating in public again. I’ve been to New York, some of you already are.
America can no longer afford to be the world’s Santa Clause.
Message to the entire world, regardless of your skin color, religious inclination, or political leaning….
Fix your own shit, in your own country, because the more of you that come here, the more we become like you. We have our own problems.
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