• Taxidermy means never having to say goodbye.
  • I prefer security over extravagance.
  • Truth can be terrifying, but only to those who are terrified of the truth.
  • Never underestimate the power of the bean counters.
  • If there are TVs in hell, Hallmark is on every channel.
  • Free carrots will always get you votes.
  • Experts come and go, mostly peddling things that will be forgotten.
  • Don’t poop where you visit.

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