1. It is hard as heck to look cool when a wave hits you so hard that you lose your hat, sunglasses, and trunks, flips you upside down and pushes you within five feet of the beach.
  2. I could live on a seafood diet.
  3. I am certain that in a former life I was a pirate.
  4. Do fish know how much fun they are having in the ocean?
  5. I’m certain dolphins do, and that’s why they are always laughing.
  6. Time moves much faster there.

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