1. You won’t have to worry about your favorite player taking a knee before the kickoff.
  2. You might not have to watch Tom Brady.
  3. You might actually be able to enjoy a Steeler-Cowboy match up.
  4. If your beer tab is twenty-four dollars by halftime, you’re definitely wearing some beer goggles.
  5. You won’t have to worry about the Zebras taking the game over.
  6. At half time you can put on your own show.
  7. You won’t spend the last half of the fourth quarter wanting to sucker punch the Patriots fan in the row in front of you.
  8. There wont be any argument over what a pass is.
  9. You won’t have to worry about Zebras taking the game over.
  10. All the footballs will be properly inflated.

 

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