• Donald Trump did not want to win the election.
  • Donald Trump colluded with Russia to win the election.
  • Trump could bank fifteen straight three pointers and the left would complain that he was overusing the backboard.
  • Oprah never met a Harvey Weinstein she didn’t like.
  • Tolerance of evil is evil.
  • You don’t realize how important water is until you need to flush the toilet.
  • I love lists but no epiphany has ever come from a list.
  • Maybe I should do a list of epiphanies.
  • If there were a list of shit hole countries, would any of the places that our president mentioned be on it?
  • Don’t look for Detroit on that list because Detroit is a shit hole city.
  • Somewhere up there in an undisclosed room, someone is planning once again to make a big deal out of nothing and we will all jump on board.
  • Only an actor could stand up to their neck in a cesspool and lecture me on my bad hygiene.
  • Obedience is seldom necessary in a free society.
  • No means no, but yes? Yes requires time and reflection.
  • Soon every sexual encounter will require a Notary.

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