- Donald Trump did not want to win the election.
- Donald Trump colluded with Russia to win the election.
- Trump could bank fifteen straight three pointers and the left would complain that he was overusing the backboard.
- Oprah never met a Harvey Weinstein she didn’t like.
- Tolerance of evil is evil.
- You don’t realize how important water is until you need to flush the toilet.
- I love lists but no epiphany has ever come from a list.
- Maybe I should do a list of epiphanies.
- If there were a list of shit hole countries, would any of the places that our president mentioned be on it?
- Don’t look for Detroit on that list because Detroit is a shit hole city.
- Somewhere up there in an undisclosed room, someone is planning once again to make a big deal out of nothing and we will all jump on board.
- Only an actor could stand up to their neck in a cesspool and lecture me on my bad hygiene.
- Obedience is seldom necessary in a free society.
- No means no, but yes? Yes requires time and reflection.
- Soon every sexual encounter will require a Notary.