• Nobody can celebrate being on a sinking ship like democrats.
  • Looking back on my life, I have always thought of a roller coaster. All the excitement came from the drops, twists and turns.
  • Politics is very similar to professional wrestling… they might travel together, but boy when they climb in the ring they put on a good show.
  • If we talked to each other like we talk to babies, we would either all get along better or it would be a lot more entertaining when we got into a fight.
  • To this day, the funniest exchange I have ever seen in a political debate happened between Donald Trump and Jeb Bush, and it ended with Jeb saying “You’re never gonna be president.”
  • If we had to say two nice things about someone for every one bad thing, I would really make liberals look good.

 

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