Alright, it’s just me, and I haven’t written any quatrains or anything, and I don’t spend late nights staring into anything but maybe a bottle of beer or a sniffer of my favorite bourbon, but there are a few things that I can see clearly, and I am willing to share those insights with you now.

Things that are just around the corner

• Transgender news reporter on a major news outlet. ( If it’s Fox, sombody will lose their job making unwanted sexual advances.)
• Death of the NFL as we know it. (I have too many options to keep trying to figure out what warrants a flag in today’s game, but one flag that’s not getting the respect I expect, ain’t yellow.)
• One of our political parties will go the way of the Whigs. ( The other will settle for a nice pair of earrings.)
• There will be a massive attempt in our inner-cities to return flat screen TVs that were accidentally removed from local businesses. ( Honestly, I think they were just trying to protect them from looters.)
• Taco Bell will attempt to become a real Mexican restaurant. ( alright, I’ll admit it, I saw this one on the news).

Oh, and in an attempt to obtain tabloid prophet status, I have a bonus prediction:

• We will finally be contacted by beings from another planet and they will all look like Barack Obama, removing all hope that intelligent life exists beyond our planet.

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coming soon…  Nicknames world leaders insult each other with at the United Nations.