There is a handful of things that you should never mess with of a man’s. You can use your imagination to fill in the blanks. As I sit here looking out over my peaceful computer monitor, I am watching my old Dish Network of the last 15 years get dismantled and a big beautiful Direct TV dish get installed. Why? Because I am throwing a temper tantrum over channel 32’s March Madness blackout. You don’t mess with a man’s basketball. I would rather see you swing your leg over my Harley…. I will show them! Plus, now that Kaepernick is no longer an issue,I gotta find somebody else to be mad at. So now that I don’t have to go to the hospital to watch UK play anymore, everything is peaches and cream again.

I hope this isn’t a huge mistake that I will have to live with until I am drawing social security! And shouldn’t the government be paying for my  Direct TV? If my healthcare is a right, surely my happiness is too…. wormhole Wayne, just enjoy your three months of free HBO and let it go.

PS:

GO BIG BLUE!